Friday, March 20, 2009

As per tagger...

Since my happy phase is *so* over, I'm back with some tags to fill in the blanks till I shake the remaining specs of happiness out of me and return to the person that I am.

I therefore leave you with >>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>Go to your favorite search engine and enter your FIRST name and the word NEEDS in quotes (" [Your name] needs”), and see what comes up.



All What the entity of me needs: as per mister google:
(I'm assuming Google is a he of course since it thinks it knows everything.)


Me needs to be designed so that it will be suitable for people of different faiths ...

Me needs to be added, modified, or deleted ...

Me needs to be caught and locked up for the rest of her life ...

Me needs help with a science fair project on hypoxia...

Me needs another serious edit before Thursday...

Me needs a quantum effective action that, like the classical action, yields dynamical equations...
(exactly! I mean who does *not* need quantum effect action like the classical one *especially* if it yields dynamical equations???)

Me needs a more nuanced treatment than simply "obey the law". ...

Me needs to be changed to 4-digits, otherwise confusion in Year 2057!
(I'm humbled by google's concern, really)

Me needs bricks and I need them now...I need to be a king NOW.
(because the universal question still remains of how you can become king *without* bricks u know)

Me needs to be scheduled to discuss repair work.



So After I did that tag, I sat down with Google to have a serious conversation.
I was like Google, why are so biased against the humble being of Me?
I mean, this is just not professional, you know?
Google just stared me in the eye, crossed its legs, puffed the smoke of its cigarette in my face and told me to buzz off.

Google is definitely a male.




credit goes to the.i.inside for the tag and of course for ruining my relationship with Google forever. =P


Excuse me now, I have to go get modified, edited, deleted, re-designed to fit different faiths, get quantum effective action that yields dynamical equations (which you should consider) and of course get me some bricks on my way to becoming king.

tata.


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7 comments:

NanyAfterMath*~ said...

dude?
Your we-are-happy-ppl phase is over?
who killed it? moi? or him? or they?

Zee Puppette said...

LoL ... no dude ... u wish =P Noone can kill my "we are happy people" - theory ... the I-cannot-blog-because-I'm-too happy-and-there-ain't-no-inspiration-phase is the one that's over. I'm still a happy person, not sickeningly jolly nonetheless =)

Zee Puppette said...

oh n btw .. who's him? and who are they??

=P i know i know ... couldn't hold back the lameness =D

haijekov said...

:)

NanyAfterMath*~ said...

shit! and here im thinking its all over and we can go back to the realms of "I'm Not Here"!
bye then i need to look for a fellow to follow me into the dark alleys of depression village.

Ma 3lina said...

I loved the ranting, u did not reveal much in ur posts as this one.

I wanted to reply on it, but u deleted it before I could :((

Zee Puppette said...

I was just editing .. it's up again =)