Friday, January 09, 2009

Shnow_zle

Once upon an age, Snow White got married to her Prince Charming and has inherited the Magic Mirror from the wicked ol' witch.

She spends hours in front of the mirror. She studies her physique closely.
She turns to the left.
And then to the right.
She turns her back.
And then her front.
She turns up.
And then turns down.


Snow White has surely gained some weight around the thighs.
She groans in anger.


Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest girl of all?
The Mirror yawns lazily: "It's You Snow White, you're the sexiest girl of all."
Get out!! You're such a liar!


Snow White makes a call.
Snow White gets a Liposuction.


Snow white pulls her cheeks down, sticks her nose to the mirror.
I'm so friggin white.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest girl of all?
The Mirror taps its foot: "You are Snow White, you're the sexiest girl of all."
Get out!! You're such a liar!


Snow White makes a call.
Snow White gets a tan, a nose.job and a tummy.tuck.


Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest girl of all?
The Mirror shakes its head: "You. You're the sexiest girl of all."
Get out!! You're such a liar!


Snow White makes a call.
Snow White gets a facelift, breast implants, and a butt augmentation.


Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest girl of all?
The Mirror pinches its cheeks: "You. You're the sexiest girl of all."

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest girl of all?
The Mirror pulls its freakin' hair out: "You! Snow White. You're the sexiest girl of all."

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest girl of all?
The Mirror fumes out: "YOU! YOU ARE! You're the sexiest girl of all!"

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest girl of all?
The Mirror bangs its head to the wall: "you. you. you. you."

but...
Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall.



Prince Charming cheats on Snow White with her servant.




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7 comments:

Vile said...

kinda shows that beauty isn't everything, don' it

Evaluna said...

serves her white ass right!
poor mirror!

marooned84 said...

looks like Snow While was the only one who cared about being "The sexiest girl of all"

The.I.inside said...

LOL, I Love your modern fairy tales.

silent observer said...

I second the.i.inside
hilarious, witty
and have a certain twist

Innate_Inanenuss said...

Hey feenek?

batates_777 said...

I like :)