Showing posts with label Tags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tags. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2009

As per tagger...

Since my happy phase is *so* over, I'm back with some tags to fill in the blanks till I shake the remaining specs of happiness out of me and return to the person that I am.

I therefore leave you with >>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>Go to your favorite search engine and enter your FIRST name and the word NEEDS in quotes (" [Your name] needs”), and see what comes up.



All What the entity of me needs: as per mister google:
(I'm assuming Google is a he of course since it thinks it knows everything.)


Me needs to be designed so that it will be suitable for people of different faiths ...

Me needs to be added, modified, or deleted ...

Me needs to be caught and locked up for the rest of her life ...

Me needs help with a science fair project on hypoxia...

Me needs another serious edit before Thursday...

Me needs a quantum effective action that, like the classical action, yields dynamical equations...
(exactly! I mean who does *not* need quantum effect action like the classical one *especially* if it yields dynamical equations???)

Me needs a more nuanced treatment than simply "obey the law". ...

Me needs to be changed to 4-digits, otherwise confusion in Year 2057!
(I'm humbled by google's concern, really)

Me needs bricks and I need them now...I need to be a king NOW.
(because the universal question still remains of how you can become king *without* bricks u know)

Me needs to be scheduled to discuss repair work.



So After I did that tag, I sat down with Google to have a serious conversation.
I was like Google, why are so biased against the humble being of Me?
I mean, this is just not professional, you know?
Google just stared me in the eye, crossed its legs, puffed the smoke of its cigarette in my face and told me to buzz off.

Google is definitely a male.




credit goes to the.i.inside for the tag and of course for ruining my relationship with Google forever. =P


Excuse me now, I have to go get modified, edited, deleted, re-designed to fit different faiths, get quantum effective action that yields dynamical equations (which you should consider) and of course get me some bricks on my way to becoming king.

tata.


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Monday, December 08, 2008

Das Beste kommt zum Schluss

...aka. before I kick the bucket: a tag by EVA famous LUNA;

1. Graduate first (CHECK)
2. Have a year off to get lost, paint, write, and sketch.
3. Furnish my now deserted, untouched future design studio exactly like I picture it in my head.
4. Buy & Install that Telescope I've been looking at for years on my studio's roof.
5. Kick off my own business
6. work, while avoiding having my soul getting sucked out of me.
7. make money, and start paying my parents back the insane amount of money they spent on my education.
8. Solo exhibition; on a local and international level.

9. Roam around the world, and hit all places on my Travel list.
10. Mural out my postcard collection.
11. Read all Classics, and tick off my endless book-waiting list.
12. Start a public library, which will include all kick-ass books.

13. Resume memorizing the Qur'an, which I have put off since I started going to my rock-on school.
14. Go to Hajj with my parents, before I get old and shabby.

15. Move my ass aka. exercise again.
16. Be more silent and Do more Yoga.
17. Learn how to play the Saxophone, my favorite instrument of all times and play "Nature Boy".

18. Pay it forward.
19. Rescue whatever soul I have left.
20. Come out, and take responsibility for all that shit I write here.
(CHECK)

wana wenta.
wa shokran.